Smoke alarm + cocker spaniels= wake-up-the-neighbors-to-call-911 kind of noise

An eternally beeping smoke alarm + a clumsy, exhausted girl = a girl who sticks her arm in the oven

A girl who sticks her arm in the overn + a 350 oven = a large burn mark (about 6" long and 2" wide)

And a large burn mark on this crazy girl hurts really, really bad :(